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Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
As our guest, please feel free to help yourself to anything. I didn’t run to the store before your arrival, because as you can see, my pantry is overflowing with foodstuffs. Oh, crackers? An excellent appetizer choice. Those go really well with this jar of local strawberry jam I picked up at—well, that’s interesting. It’s all just been scraped right out of there with a spork, hasn’t it? I know it was a spork because the top’s broken off inside t…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Wednesday, June 11, 2025.
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