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Steven SpielbergNEW YORK (AP) — Fifty years ago, “Jaws” unlocked dread in millions about man-eating sharks. This summer, that fear may be somewhat reduced as they become contestants on a TV dance show. Former “Dancing With the Stars” host Tom Bergeron steps up for a marketing masterstroke by Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week” — “Dancing with Sharks,” where humans and 20-foot-long hammerhead sharks do a little mambo. “I had a decade and a half experience of hostin…See the Story
Discovery 'Shark Week' Has Breaching Great Whites, Looks Back at 'Jaws' and Starts with some Dancing
56% Center coverage: 65 sources

Donald TrumpPresident Trump’s dismissal of the Epstein inquiry as ‘boring’ and a ‘radical-left hoax’ has ignited rare public criticism from MAGA loyalists and GOP leaders alike. Here’s what we…See the Story
Donald Trump Under Fire From GOP Allies After Downplaying Epstein Cas…
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Donald Trump · WashingtonSeveral hundred current and former NASA employees, including at least four retired astronauts, backed a letter that opposes the Trump administration's significant cuts to the federal space agency.See the Story
Hundreds of Current, Former NASA Workers Oppose Trump Administration Cuts
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