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Asylum Seekers · SydneySome hyper-sensitive Americans love to cry buckets of liberal tears over every minor provocation, like the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad or how the policy of separating immigrant asylum seekers from their children has been revived. Why are they so scandalized by a woman being sexy and by scandals? It’s so predictable and pathetic how there’s some big uproar every time a cute young lady winks at the camera or a creepy old man who is president sloppily …See the Story
Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal
50% Left coverage: 4 sources

Boycott · United States- - Some people think this map looks gerrymandered, but we don’t see it. We also don’t see the innovation, economic growth, and kick-ass food scene that exists in this country, largely thanks to immigrants. Everyone, get your guns: Let’s kick out all the foreigners and shoot ourselves in the foot. - - - District 2 aims to “Keep Austin Weird” by taking away all of its voting power. But at least urban liberals and rural conservatives now share som…See the Story
New Texas Congressional Districts
Coverage: 2 sources

New York City · New YorkThey say women disappear with age, but if that’s true, why do their necklaces keep getting bigger? Society shuns women with crow’s feet and crepey underarms. And honestly, I get it. Aging is grotesque. That’s where I come in. I give voice to the voiceless. When a middle-aged woman walks into Reformation, the salespeople barely blink. But if she wears a large mustard-yellow acrylic choker designed by a Scandinavian architect? She exists! You may …Read Article
I’m a Chunky Geometric Statement Necklace, and I’m Here to Solve the Woman Invisibility Problem
100% Center coverage: 1 sources