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This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

Summary by McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Since 1988, we at Dippin’ Dots have proudly sold the official ice cream of the future. And ever since, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed. First and foremost, we are dismayed that fashion hasn’t veered into the cyber-futuristic trends we’d hoped for. Where are the m…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Thursday, May 22, 2025.
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