Massive Art Heist Strikes Altona
Summary by [SATIRE] The Unger Review
1 Articles
1 Articles
Massive Art Heist Strikes Altona
ALTONA, MB It’s the biggest art heist in Canadian history as residents of Altona woke up this morning to discover their beloved giant Van Gogh had vanished. “I’m guessing it was the Funk boys with their F-150,” said Mr. Friesen. “They’re the only ones who stay up late enough and also have a big enough truck.” The town was shocked at the news, though for some it was no surprise. “That’s what happens when you leave valuable art like that out there…
Coverage Details
Total News Sources1
Leaning Left0Leaning Right0Center0Last UpdatedBias DistributionNo sources with tracked biases.
Bias Distribution
- There is no tracked Bias information for the sources covering this story.
Factuality
To view factuality data please Upgrade to Premium