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Elkhart, Indiana · ElkhartELKHART, IN Fed up with meagre salaries that barely pay the rent, Mennonite pastors across the nation have been sporting snazzy new T-shirts as a form of protest. “It’s bad enough he’s wearing such casual attire on Sunday morning,” said local churchgoer Dan Beachy. “But I see there’s even some writing on that thing.” The writing, according to witnesses, says “Pay us what you owe us,” a reference to the revenue-sharing deal the pastors signed wit…Read Article
Mennonite Pastors Make Statement With ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ T-Shirts

Winnipeg · WinnipegWINNIPEG, MB This summer, the City of Winnipeg has been luring hesitant rural folks into the big city the only way they know how – knocking 20 cents off at the gas pump. “I feel it’s entrapment, to be honest,” said Frank Plett of Steinbach. “I’d normally never venture into the city, but I can’t pass up the opportunity to save a little on gas.” Plett says he goes 100 kilometres out of his way just to save on gas. “I know I’m not actually saving a…Read Article