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I Can’t Wait to Enjoy This Baseball Game After About Two Hours and Thirty-Six Minutes of Getting Settled In

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This is what it’s all about. The crack of the bat. The crisp summer air. The camaraderie of old friends on a beautiful new day. These are all experiences I can’t wait to enjoy for myself as soon as I’m done waiting in line for a fourteen-dollar hot dog. You can feel the triumphant swell of patriotism as we are called to rise for the national anthem. If you listen closely, can you hear our forefathers singing the very same melody as they, too, de…
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency broke the news in on Friday, June 27, 2025.
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