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How to Be a Performative Mennonite Male in 5 Easy Steps

If you want to attract a Mennonite woman, say at CMU or SBC or CBC or Goshen College or FPU, etc. there are just a few things you’re going to need. One of those MCC Peace Buttons. Wear it year round. Don’t wear any other button so that this one really stands out. Scarf and mittens knitted by your grandmother. Or fair trade scarf and kittens made in Guatemala. Either way you’re bound to impress. Carry with you a Miriam Toews novel. Upside down. …
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Friday, December 19, 2025.
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