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Doctor Explains Devastating Test Results in Cutesy Euphemisms  - The Squeaky Wheel

Summary by thesqueakywheel.org
Local chimney sweep Chester J. Lampwick is waiting to hear the undisguised truth about his medical test results. But his primary care physician will only communicate them to him like he is a child in the Care Bear universe rather than a hardened 45-year veteran of the chimney game. Due to a cluster of chronic symptoms, Lampwick’s PCP referred him for several weeks’ worth of testing and visits to specialists, only to then withhold a straight-face…
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thesqueakywheel.org broke the news in on Thursday, June 26, 2025.
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