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Columbus, Ohio · ColumbusThe average Ohio Republican legislator ponders a row of school buses.The first time I ever pressed then-Lieutenant Governor Jon Husted, who has an expired box of condoms where his brain is supposed to be, about his involvement in the ECOT swindle, I heated his half-remaining brain cell to the point he asked, “Why do you care?”It’s the last line of logical defense for a lot of Republicans. In this case, Husted couldn’t wrap his CTE-ridden brain a…Read Article
Ohio's school bus scam

Columbus, Ohio · ColumbusI like to think I’m moderately successful in this career due to my almost reflexive ability to detect bullshit.I wish I could cite some innate Columbo-like ability. I would probably be a lot richer if that were the case.In truth, it’s because I spent the first half of my adult life in active alcoholism. As anyone who has loved an alcoholic can tell you, it’s never a walk through a park of roses dealing with their nonsense.Over the years—especial…Read Article
Erica Crawley is not serious

Vivek Ramaswamy · NapoleonThis dispatch is too long for email. Please open your browser to view in full.It’s good to know that the notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy is the type of 40-year-old who celebrates “a birthday weekend.”After dining at Agni on Friday night with his closest associates, Ramaswamy took to the Veterans Museum in what the developers call “East Franklinton” on Saturday night, where all the biggest political freaks came to kiss his ring.It feels like sur…Read Article