You Don't Have To Buy Trump -- You Can Just Rent Him

You Don't Have To Buy Trump -- You Can Just Rent Him

Frenetic crowds are storming the White House like a Black Friday mob at Walmart!Only these are not shoppers scrambling for family needs — these are CEOs, lobbyists, and billionaires out to "get theirs" in the huge Trump-a-Thon sell-off of Presidential favors. Common folks need not apply, since MAGA, Inc. (Trump's political fundraising sack) charges a million bucks or more just to buy access to his golden throne.Once there, everything is for sale…