Would you trust the Trump family with all your money?

Would you trust the Trump family with all your money?

Not content to con people with a vaporware smartphone or get investors involved in a complicated scammy crypto thing or start a shady fintech company, the Trump family has a great new idea: Let the Trump family geniuses—none of whom have ever held an actual job that wasn’t thanks to Daddy—open a bank.  And even better, let Trump’s regulators oversee it—or, well, not oversee it. But wait for the cherry on top … White House envoy Steve Witkoff wil…