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World's Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

Summary by Robot Butt
Stressing that eye contact with the camera was just “not their thing” and to “leave that to the lead singer or guitarist,” the world’s drummer population announced its plans in a press junket on Wednesday to just stare at the ground in every band photo. “Maintaining our anonymity seems to be what people expect most out of us besides not speaking,” said a drummer spokesman for the group whose name people already forgot. “Say what you want about n…
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Robot Butt broke the news in on Monday, May 5, 2025.
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