You can’t ever really know what stars are actually like unless you know them personally. They might be decent people, they might not be, but really, we can only go from what they do in their public-facing lives, and in terms of George Clooney, it’s half hawking coffee and half political activism. He does, of course, act in films and direct them too, but when you hear him speak, it’ll usually be about Sudan, or about American republicans, or qui…