Walking Around My Local Mall Has Filled Me With Societal Disgust

Walking Around My Local Mall Has Filled Me With Societal Disgust

I had a much-deserved afternoon to myself a few days ago. My wife was at work and the kid was at daycare, so I thought, what better way to relax a little bit than walk around my favorite adolescent hang out: the mall?What a stupid idea that was!For starters, we aren't just talking about your average, Midwestern shopping establishment.Nay, this is the Sawgrass Mills in Sunrise, FL.You know, the mall across the street from the Florida Panthers are…