Music’s next “Disco Sucks” moment is already here. On trend simulation, the loudness war, and why Madonna walking back onto the dance floor in 2026 is the most authentic move in pop right now. I. The Plant in the Garden A Brooklyn band called Geese released Getting Killed last September. The album landed at the top of every year-end list. Coachella came calling. SNL came calling. The Guardian anointed them “the new saviors of rock and roll.” The…