That Meth Addict Neighbor With a Headlamp Working On His Car At 2:30AM Is

That Meth Addict Neighbor With a Headlamp Working On His Car At 2:30AM Is

SPRINGFIELD, OR — Residents of a quiet suburban street were once again reassured by the familiar clanking of socket wrenches and muttered profanity echoing through the neighborhood as that really cool methy neighbor resumed work on his eternally disassembled Honda Civic at exactly 2:30AM. Armed with a headlamp brighter than the sun and a half-empty Monster energy drink, local legend Travis “The Torque Whisperer” McNeil insists he’s “this close” …