South Dakota humorist Dorothy Rosby is proud of the perfect score she earned at the blood bank. She got an A+ — The South Dakota Standard

South Dakota humorist Dorothy Rosby is proud of the perfect score she earned at the blood bank. She got an A+ — The South Dakota Standard

I had selfish motives the first time I donated blood. I was just out of college and searching for full-time employment. I would have been living on Ramen noodles except I hadn’t heard of them yet. As it was, my diet consisted mainly of popcorn and grocery store samples.  I definitely didn’t have an entertainment budget. So I was excited when I learned that the sponsor of a particular blood drive was giving away free movie tickets as an incentive…