[Opinion] Sean of the South | The Mourning Scroll

Sean of the South | The Mourning Scroll

BY SEAN DIETRICH OPINION — Wake up. Start coffeemaker. Turn on TV. A panicky news journalist is saying America is doomed and only minutes away from exploding. And if not America, at least my house.Turn off TV.Coffee is ready. Pour said coffee. Check my phone. Look at emails. The first subject line attracts my attention. “YOU ARE NOT A TRUE AMERICAN IF YOU DON’T READ THIS!!!”I want to be a true American, but for the next few minutes I’ll have to …

Guest Column: The morning scroll … because it’s too early to read in all caps

BY SEAN DIETRICH Wake up. Start coffeemaker. Turn on TV. A panicky news journalist is saying America is doomed and only minutes away from exploding. And if not America, at least my house. Turn off TV. Coffee is ready. Pour said coffee. Check my phone. Look at emails. The first subject line attracts my attention: “YOU ARE NOT A TRUE AMERICAN IF YOU DON’T READ THIS!!!” I want to be a true American, but for the next few minutes I’ll have to settle …