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"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!": The South Park Market Of 2026

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"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!": The South Park Market Of 2026 Authored by Lance Roberts via RealInvestmentAdvice.com, I have been a “South Park” fan for as long as I can remember, and while the show isn’t a market guidebook, its brutal satire cuts through nonsense better than many Wall Street commentaries. Just like on the show, characters make absurd decisions and face absurd consequences, which is familiar to investors today. For example, o…
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Zero Hedge broke the news in United States on Friday, January 23, 2026.
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