Sausage-fingered parasite comes to the royal rescue of shivering proletariat pensioner masses

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Sausage-fingered parasite comes to the royal rescue of shivering proletariat pensioner masses

In all his sovereign ruling magnanimity, king Charles has come to the “royal rescue” of the shivering proletariat pensioner masses this winter. Sausage-fingered chinless wonder Charlie-boy raised the portcullis of his Highgrove House former residence (one of seven palaces, 10 castles, 12 homes, 56 cottages) to his freezing, starving subjects for a well-mannered “Winter Warmer”, replete with resplendent regal luncheon from the Royal chefs. We’re …