SATIRE: USF student disappears after saying he will skip class once and never again

SATIRE: USF student disappears after saying he will skip class once and never again

John Brown is a capable college student — not on the Dean’s List of Scholars — but capable.  However, much like Icarus, Brown has flown too close to the sun by attempting what many consider impossible — skip class once, but never again.  “I’m just not feeling Introduction to Time-Management this week, but I’ll go […] The post SATIRE: USF student disappears after saying he will skip class once and never again appeared first on The Oracle.