[Satire] Satire: Studying is out, shower-sleeping is in

Satire: Studying is out, shower-sleeping is in

It all started in AP chemistry, my junior year of high school. Unfortunately for my sleep schedule, senioritis had struck a year early. Labs were piling up, assignments were being left until the last minute and — generally speaking — my life was going down the drain. It all came to a head late one night. I had a lab on equilibrium constants that I had procrastinated. It was 3 a.m., and I was extremely tired.  If I took a nap in my bed, I wouldn’…