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SATIRE NEWS: Study: More Single Millennials Settling For Parrot Who Can Dial 911 – U-S-NEWS.COM

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NEW YORK—Shedding light on the demographic shifts that have transformed the generation’s relationships, a Hunter College study published Monday revealed that more single millennials were settling for a parrot who could dial 911. “We’re finding that an increasing number of millennials are forgoing a serious romantic partner in favor of a cockatiel or macaw who can reliably peck out a number for emergency services,” said Sandra Brooks, a co-author…
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Thursday, June 12, 2025.
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