[Satire] SATIRE NEWS: Mike Tirico Keeps Asking Olympians What Happens To Old Drug-Test Urine

SATIRE NEWS: Mike Tirico Keeps Asking Olympians What Happens To Old Drug-Test Urine

LIVIGNO, ITALY—In what has become the central focus of his primetime broadcasts night after night, NBC sportscaster Mike Tirico has devoted huge swaths of Winter Games coverage this week to demanding answers from Olympic athletes about what happens to their old drug-test urine. “Madison, Evan, everyone’s talking about the judging controversy that cost you gold, but before we get into that, I want to talk about your urine—specifically what they d…