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SATIRE NEWS: Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door

Summary by U-S-NEWS.COM
LONDON—Calling for all hands on deck as he seized an armful of paperbacks, local bookshop owner Colin Mueller was reportedly scrambling to hide the classics Monday after he spotted filmmaker Emerald Fennell approaching the door. “For the love of God, please, someone grab the Jane Austens!” said Mueller, who jumped on top of a chair and began shoving the beloved works into the drop ceiling tiles as cries of “Quick!” and “She’s here!” rang out amo…
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Tuesday, February 17, 2026.
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