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[Satire] Satire: NAIT installs GPA-activated fire alarms

Summary by NAIT Nugget
In an attempt to address the long-running practice of students maliciously setting off fire alarms during final examinations, NAIT has recently installed new, state of the art fire alarms that can only be activated by students with a cumulative grade point average (GPA) of 3.5 and above. The new fire alarms have an integrated fingerprint and retinal scanner that would enable it to immediately search the academic records of the NAIT student attem…
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NAIT Nugget broke the news on Monday, April 20, 2026.
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