Sadly, There Is Alligator Alcatraz Merch Including a Branded Bucket Hat

Sadly, There Is Alligator Alcatraz Merch Including a Branded Bucket Hat

Unfortunately Alligator Alcatraz is selling its own merch. The massive immigration detention center is located in Florida and has one road in and out.

Threat of Etsy boycott over 'Alligator Alcatraz' merch backfires spectacularly · American Wire News

The wildly popular illegal alien detention center dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz” launched by Florida authorities is under fire, presumably from suburban wine moms. Esty, the platform that brokers arts and crafts sold mostly by women, is getting an earful from a portion of its user base for selling Alligator Alcatraz merch. Humorless “shop owners” who apparently prefer unsafe streets, higher taxes, and open borders are threatening to take their busi…

"Alligator Alcatraz" Spawns Hilarious Responses ⋆ Conservative Firing Line

The following article, “Alligator Alcatraz” Spawns Hilarious Responses, was first published on Conservative Firing Line. Alligator Alcatraz is an ICE facility in Florida at an abandoned airfield in Everglades National Park. The joke has been that detainees can’t escape because they’re surrounded by alligators in the swamp. But when Kristi Noem mentioned that red states should take it as a blueprint for them to build facilities like it, X lit … C…

Raging Leftists Are Already Losing It Over 'Alligator Alcatraz' but the Replies Are Hilarious

Explore the hilarious reactions to 'Alligator Alcatraz' and the left's outrage.