PSA: November 3 Is NOT Christmastime

PSA: November 3 Is NOT Christmastime

A couple of days ago, my buddy, and fellow Florida man, Zach Dean, shared the news that everyone's "favorite" harbinger of the holidays, Mariah Carey, has announced her arrival.While it seems a little early to start this literal and figurative song and dance, I brushed it off as just a desperate Mimi trying to cling to her last shred of relevance (I say this as a big fan of her music, I swear).However, looking around me since the calendar flippe…