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Primate review – yes, we have no bananas

A friendly pet chimpanzee contracts rabies and goes on a rampage in this underwhelming gory horror. Perhaps I'm just a worrywart, but in the hypothetical event I decided to raise a chimpanzee as a member of my family, I would be inclined to put some measures into place in case of an emergency. Even the friendliest pet dog can unexpectedly turn on its master – imagine what a primate weighing around 40 kilos in possession of a 1,300 PSI bite force…
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Little White Lies broke the news in on Wednesday, January 28, 2026.
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