Pitted against capitalism, poor sharks don’t stand a chance

Pitted against capitalism, poor sharks don’t stand a chance

Sandbar shark (Getty stock photo)The sharks are eating the fish. Too many fish. Our damn fish. For 450 million years, the sharks have had everything their way, swimming around the ocean like they own the place, chowing down on that endless seafood buffet. Who do those sharks think they are? Other than, like, sharks. We celebrate George Washington and Abraham Lincoln one lousy day a year. Sharks get a whole week. U.S. Sen. Rick Scott of Florida. …