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Ozzy Osbourne To Headline Heaven’s Main Stage, Lucifer Sues For Breach Of C

Summary by That Oregon Life
HEAVEN — In what celestial insiders are calling the most shocking lineup shakeup in millennia, sources confirmed Tuesday that heavy metal icon Ozzy Osbourne will headline Heaven’s main stage this summer, prompting Lucifer himself to file a breach of contract lawsuit in the Infernal Courts. “Look, we had Ozzy penciled in for a 666-show residency in Hell,” said Beelzebub, Hell’s booking agent, visibly flustered as he rifled through decades of cont…
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That Oregon Life broke the news in on Tuesday, July 22, 2025.
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