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No matter how gorgeous, they're still a great ape

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Along with our fellow orangutans and bonobos and all betwixt, we humans are just another variation of hominid -- a taxonomical family that also goes by the name 'great apes.' So, here's to you, Cassandra Lyle. Hope you and David live happily ever after in your jungle!! Hmph. Spoiler This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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No matter how gorgeous, they're still a great ape

Along with our fellow orangutans and bonobos and all betwixt, we humans are just another variation of hominid -- a taxonomical family that also goes by the name 'great apes.' So, here's to you, Cassandra Lyle. Hope you and David live happily ever after in your jungle!! Hmph. Spoiler This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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