My Last Name Is America’s Most Wholesome Beverage

My Last Name Is America’s Most Wholesome Beverage

“No More Cows,” an excerpt from Mega Milk by Megan Milks Most evenings I drank a tall glass of 2% milk while being watched by cows. Boxy Holsteins grazed on pastoral landscapes above the kitchen cabinets. On the counters beneath them, one cow leered with wooden spoons and rubber turners sprouting from her back. Another cow rested on the bread box. When twisted, her body measured time. A third stood stoic beside her, waiting for one of us to lift…