Mennonite Teens Switch to Low German After Swearing Ban in Taber

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Mennonite Teens Switch to Low German After Swearing Ban in Taber

TABER, AB Several years ago, the small Mennonite town is Taber drew headlines across the globe for banning swearing. Haven’t heard from them lately? Well, that’s because local teens hanging out in parking lots have switched entirely to Low German profanity. “Diewel! Would you look at that Pontiac?” proclaimed young Ernie Fehr. “Dietschlaunt! That’s a fine looking TransAm!” The new mysterious curse words have baffled local law enforcement. “The c…