Kristi Noem is back in the headlines, and she’s now trying to rewrite the most basic fact of her own career: that she was fired. The disgraced former Homeland Security Secretary, who was, in fact, fired, now says her exit from the job was not a firing at all, but a carefully coordinated “transition” she allegedly planned with Donald Trump himself. Speaking to Fox News, Kristi Noem claimed that her March dismissal had actually been in the works f…