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[Satire] Keep Fireworks: Ban Pets Instead

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Keep fireworks: Ban pets instead (Sandefjords Blad): Warning: Satire Now that everyone is so eager to talk about banning, I think we should really get serious. Of course we need to ban pets! Pets hurt thousands of people every year, especially children. Dogs alone send people to the emergency room every single day, year-round. Cats spread parasites, allergies, and slaughter massive amounts of bird life. Horses hurt both themselves and their rid…
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Keep fireworks: Ban pets instead (Sandefjords Blad): Warning: Satire Now that everyone is so eager to talk about banning, I think we should really get serious. Of course we need to ban pets! Pets hurt thousands of people every year, especially children. Dogs alone send people to the emergency room every single day, year-round. Cats spread parasites, allergies, and slaughter massive amounts of bird life. Horses hurt both themselves and their rid…

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Nettavisen broke the news in on Saturday, January 10, 2026.
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