See or Skip ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’?

‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ Review: Dull Action, Dull Characters, Dull World-Building

Hell, just knowing I’d be spared the sight of stupid Chris Pratt stupidly holding up his stupid hands was enough to boost my optimism. The post ‘Jurassic World: Rebirth’ Review: Dull Action, Dull Characters, Dull World-Building appeared first on Breitbart.

See or Skip ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’?

‘M3gan 2.0’ (MovieStillsDB)Hollywood is the archetypal ‘victory has a hundred fathers, defeat is always an orphan’ sort of town. Whenever something does unexpectedly well you’ll see everyone—from the director to the producer to the stars to the projector company, if it was shot in IMAX—take a victory lap. When a movie bombs, though, the buck-passing can reach an almost comically fevered pitch. (See, for instance, how the knives came out when Eli…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth:’ How many times are we going to do this? - SaportaReport

When “Jurassic World Rebirth” begins, we see a bunch of scientists scurrying around a lab, doing something they definitely shouldn’t be doing with dinosaur DNA.  We’re following one guy in particular (our entry point into the movie, but also a guy doing some remarkable product placement for Snickers), but as we follow him around the lab, you can hear chatter going on in the background. If you listen really, really closely, you can hear someone s…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth:’ How many times are we going to do this?

(L to R) Bechir Sylvain, Jonathan Bailey, and Scarlett Johansson in “Jurassic World Rebirth.” (Photo by Jasin Boland/Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment) When “Jurassic World Rebirth” begins, we see a bunch of scientists scurrying around a lab, doing something they definitely shouldn’t be doing with dinosaur DNA.  We’re following one guy in particular (our entry point into the movie, but also a guy doing some remarkable product placement…