"I’m Doing Dry July," Says Man Clearly Off His Tits

"I’m Doing Dry July," Says Man Clearly Off His Tits

In a stunning display of extroversion, witnesses at The Rifle confirmed Chad Mackenzie, who claims he hasn’t had a drink since June 30, was “absolutely pinging off something”. “I asked Chad what he was on, and he said self-confidence and Jesus,” said a Rifle team member. “Then he tried ordering two schooners of Coke while […] The post “I’m Doing Dry July,” Says Man Clearly Off His Tits appeared first on The Bendigo Standard.