How to Schmooze with Donald Trump

How to Schmooze with Donald Trump

[fusion_dropcap boxed="no" boxed_radius="" class="" id="" color="" hue="" saturation="" lightness="" alpha="" text_color=""]S[/fusion_dropcap]o, you want a seat at the table? Or maybe just a lukewarm Happy Meal on the McDonald’s bench next to the human Big Mac himself? Whether you're chasing political clout, a viral selfie, or simply consumed by a deeply unexplainable urge to find out what shade of bronzer he's using,  here are five completely p…