Here's the latest technique to prevent being stabbed in Germany, protect yourself with... a towel?

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Here's the latest technique to prevent being stabbed in Germany, protect yourself with... a towel?

Europe is a silly place full of silly people, where they don't have things like First OR Second Amendment. And I know what some of you are thinking. "Hey, Brodigan, how do they defend themselves if they don't have a right to bear arms? Knives."You'd think so, but no. The bad guys have knives since guns are banned, but it is frowned upon for law-abiding citizens to have an everyday carry. Unless, of course, that everyday carry is a towel, as illu…