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Goodbye Long Time Sexter

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by Anonymous I told you I would like to eat your ass like Wisconsin voters made Elon eat theirs. To which you replied "What if I told you I actually liked Elon Musk, would you still eat my ass?" The answer is a profound hard no. And I'll double-down and tell you, our saucy, nearly decade long sextcapade is now completely, and firmly over. You just turned me off on every possible level. So farewell to our secret, little, dirty talk. It had to end…

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Goodbye Long Time Sexter

by Anonymous I told you I would like to eat your ass like Wisconsin voters made Elon eat theirs. To which you replied "What if I told you I actually liked Elon Musk, would you still eat my ass?" The answer is a profound hard no. And I'll double-down and tell you, our saucy, nearly decade long sextcapade is now completely, and firmly over. You just turned me off on every possible level. So farewell to our secret, little, dirty talk. It had to end…

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Time to say goodbye: Will the EU ever abandon Daylight Saving Time?

Like clockwork, every year in late March the same spiel repeats itself. People confusedly ask each other whether the clocks go forward or back by one hour. Sleep is lost, appointments are missed: And like every year, millions of Europeans from Denmark to Croatia ask themselves: Do we really need daylight saving time (DST) – and what is it anyway? The European Commission proposed abolishing the custom of seasonal clock changes in 2018 after nearl…

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