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[Satire] God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion

THE HEAVENS—The color noticeably returning to His white beard as His cheeks began to flush with a youthful glow, celestial sources reported Monday that God has looked 400 millennia younger since He began undergoing a controversial procedure in which He is infused with His son’s blood. “I had my doubts at first, but as soon […]

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God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood

THE HEAVENS—The color noticeably returning to His white beard as His cheeks began to flush with a youthful glow, celestial sources reported Monday that God has looked 400 millennia younger since He began undergoing a controversial procedure in which He is infused with His son’s blood. “I had my doubts at first, but as soon […]

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[SATIRE] The Onion broke the news in 3 months ago on Monday, November 25, 2024.

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