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Funny Side Up: Fumbling the forest football field

Summary by Belleville Intelligencer
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could FIND wood? (This would make a great children’s song.) With apologies to the original Star Wars opening crawl: “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….(Quebec)”, government guttersnipes approved a plan to level 20 acres of primo forest to erect a $30 million centre consolidating the Canadian Museum of labs and offices. Please remember that I am endeavouring a humour column and could n…

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Funny Side Up: Fumbling the forest football field

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could FIND wood? (This would make a great children’s song.) With apologies to the original Star Wars opening crawl: “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….(Quebec)”, government guttersnipes approved a plan to level 20 acres of primo forest to erect a $30 million centre consolidating the Canadian Museum of labs and offices. Please remember that I am endeavouring a humour column and could n…

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Belleville Intelligencer broke the news in Ontario, Canada on Thursday, July 24, 2025.
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