I Can’t Bring Myself to Write Something Funny

I can’t bring myself to write something funny

I had started a column for this week, criticizing — in a humorous way, of course — how some people are so quick to break off a conversation because their cell phone pings or rings or dings.

Funny Papers Again Column | An Omigosh-Deadline-Is-Near Column

All of you who back in your school years were part of the disciplined students will not be able to relate to those of us who found ourselves in mild panic on Sunday afternoon because a book report of an unread book was due the following day. Such is my case this sunny and somewhat lazy Sunday afternoon; I got nothin’ with 935 words to go. Nonetheless, I am undaunted and will proceed. *** Random words and thoughts with some minor factoids. Here a…