Kentucky Man Unleashes Wild Raccoon in Crowded Bar After Previously Arriving on 'Malnourished' Mule: Police

Kentucky Man Unleashes Wild Raccoon in Crowded Bar After Previously Arriving on 'Malnourished' Mule: Police

Jonathan Mason, a Kentucky man was arrested after unleashing a raccoon in a crowded bar months after riding in on a "malnourished" mule.

Drunken Mule-Rider Accused of Assault With Deadly Raccoon

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