One of the more amusing developments of 2026, alongside Jordan Henderson managing to get a yellow card and an injury at the World Cup without having played a game, has to be the brief but excellent trend of ‘Scientology speedrunning’. It has seen kids on TikTok barging into Scientology buildings en masse and filming themselves getting as far as they could before being turfed out by very upset people in shirts and ties. It’s the kind of behaviour…