Democrat Dog Assumes Guilt for MAGA Cat Destroying House

Democrat Dog Assumes Guilt for MAGA Cat Destroying House

WASHINGTON, DC — Local dog Bark Shoomer is cowering in the corner after his housemate cat, Feline Musk, completely destroyed their house, leaving Shoomer afraid that their owner will return and assume it was somehow his fault. According to security camera footage, Feline Musk was seen aggressively knocking over lamps, clawing holes in curtains, and dragging a dead rat onto the carpet before coolly sitting down and licking his paws. Shoomer, desp…