Council Yells at Mall to “Apply Itself” Like a Year 10 Student Failing PE

Council Yells at Mall to “Apply Itself” Like a Year 10 Student Failing PE

In a bold new move to revitalise the city’s heart, our local council has unveiled its latest plan to invigorate Hargreaves Mall by guilt-tripping it like a disappointed parent. The new approach involves councillors standing in the mall for up to six hours daily, hurling phrases like “You’re wasting your potential!” and “We’re not angry, just disappointed” at […] The post Council Yells at Mall to “Apply Itself” Like a Year 10 Student Failing PE a…