Cincinnati’s pathetic attempts to court Kyle Schwarber need to stop

Cincinnati’s pathetic attempts to court Kyle Schwarber need to stop

The Cincinnati Reds are in the middle of one of the more shameless “please notice me” campaigns in recent memory, and their target is none other than Kyle Schwarber. You’ve seen it by now. Cincy has handed Schwarber the keys to the city, the ceremonial first pitch with his dad, the whole “hometown hero returns” storyline being force-fed to the public like Skyline Chili on spaghetti. Get Kyle Schwarber out of Cincinnati Reds pulling out all the …

Cincinnati Must Cease and Desist with this Pathetic Attempt to Lure Kyle Schwarber

If you’ve been paying half-attention this week, the Cincinnati Reds are rolling out the red carpet for possible-free agent Kyle Schwarber, who grew up an hour away in a place called Middletown. It’s halfway between Cincy and Dayton. Among the sycophantic acts, a first pitch ceremony and keys to the city, summarized by Nati Sports: (Wednesday) before the game to celebrate Kyle Schwarber’s homecoming the city of Cincinnati is giving him the keys …