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Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest

Summary by 3 Quarks Daily
Sopan Deb at the New York Times: Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is so tough he can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2, because no one fools Chuck Norris. There was a time — in the days when the internet was still a force for fun — when Chuck Norris jokes flooded our screens. It was the mid-2000s. Twitter and…
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3 Quarks Daily broke the news in on Friday, March 27, 2026.
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